"I’d love watching bukake, I mean, like, I don’t know if I, personally, would ever do it…"

- An actual line of dialogue by some girl in the background of an episode of Rick and Morty

My sister gets me.

meowbeastt:

gymleaderkarkat:


What are you so afraid of!?

I’m REALLY sorry but it looks like they’re about to rap battle

That’s exactly what I thought, too

meowbeastt:

gymleaderkarkat:

What are you so afraid of!?

I’m REALLY sorry but it looks like they’re about to rap battle

That’s exactly what I thought, too

(via beastmanbrett)

I’m the teacher that doesn’t accept late work, so I’m not accepting this late response.

I’m the teacher that doesn’t accept late work, so I’m not accepting this late response.

allwaswell-759:

So my older brother was in a book store and picked up a book about the difficulties faced by same sex parents in society today when a woman came up and bitched him out for being “too young to be reading a book about THAT sort of people.” He saw that she was carrying the third Hunger Games Book so he stared her dead in the eyes and hissed “Prim dies.” and walked away and I have never been prouder to have him as my sibling.

(via theholyheadharpy)

My astronomy professor keeps saying “bulge.”